someone tell me a funny joke?
King Kerath is on his barge, going through the Great Arch on a grand voyage. He turns around to wave goodbye to his city, singing the traditional farewell hymn of his people:
"D’near, D’far, D’wherever you are~"
NOW I’M LISTENING TO IT OMG
"The aaaAaAArrrTT will go ooooOOOOONNNNNNN"
I was 100% singing “Fathoms Below” from The Little Mermaid yesterday with D’nified lyrics, so this humor speaks to me. Intimately.
You are tired,
Of the always puzzle of living and doing;
And so am I.
Come with me, then,
And we’ll leave it far and far away—
(Only you and I, understand!)
You have played,
And broke the toys you were fondest of,
And are a little tired now;
Tired of things that break, and—
So am I.
But I come with a dream in my eyes tonight,
And knock with a rose at the hopeless gate of your heart—
Open to me!
For I will show you the places Nobody knows,
And, if you like,
The perfect places of Sleep.
Ah, come with me!
I’ll blow you that wonderful bubble, the moon,
That floats forever and a day;
I’ll sing you the jacinth song
Of the probable stars;
I will attempt the unstartled steppes of dream,
Until I find the Only Flower,
Which shall keep (I think) your little heart
While the moon comes out of the sea.